Britney Spears: "...I looked like a fat pig!"

After Britney Spears Opening Performance at this years MTV VMA Awards ran back stage following her performance and was heard screaming...

“Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!”

- Britney Spears, screaming backstage after her washed out VMA “performance” - according to the new issue of US Weekly.

Here are my thoughts. Britney Spears is now 25, and has had two kids, she is no longer 18 and super tiny and "innocent". She has gone downhill and let herself go. I could care less if she has two kids. Women all across America have had two and three kids and have a lot less money and time than Britney Spears to get back in shape.

Yes, she is fat. Yes she looks like Ms. Piggy.

I am glad she finally came to a realization that she was fat. I am still waiting on her to realize a few more things too.

1. Britney Spears is a bad mother
2. Her Music is Boring
3. She needs to give up her music career
4. Try and be a role model
5. Her VMA performance sucked
   

Britney Spears VMA Broken Shoe Excuse?

I knew there had to be an explanation for Britney Spears Super Awesome VMA performance on MTV. I hope you are laughing with me.

I came across an interesting video. The video claims that evidence shows that Britney Spears immediately broke her shoe during the opening seconds of her VMA performance.

Personally, I am not buying it - not at all. Check it out for yourself here.

Be sure to post your comments.

Kanye West is a BIG BABY! VMA Meltdown backstage with Kanye West

Kanye West is a BIG BABY! Who does this guy think he is? Sure he has sold millions of albums and has more popularity than Britney Spears washed up act. I think we all agree there except for ItsChrisChrocker.


Kanye West has to understand that MTV did not want to give Brittney Spears an opening act, but that they knew millions of viewers would tune in to see here pathetic ass try and pull it together one last time for the national viewing audience.

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I am not by any means a Kanye West fan. Well, let me rephrase that last statement. I like Kanye West's music and creative abilities, but I am not a fan of his cockiness. For example the one which bothered me the most was cover and article in Rolling Stone Magazine.

Watch Kanye West breakdown in this video and make a threat to MTV in the video below.

Britney Spears - Leave Brittney Spears Alone! - itschriscrocker You Tube

Did you miss today's most talked about video on YouTube. OMG this ia a Video of this gay, overly exaggerated and super disturbing crying guy, who is crying and pleading for the people to "Leave Britney Spears Alone".

You should watch this sad video of this dude, I am not sure I can even call him a dude. It was disturbing he is some character. Check out this video by itschriscrocker called - Leave Britney Alone!.

So If this is the first time you heard about this "person" - "itsChrisCrocker" you are in for a real treat.

Post your comments on the video.

Britney Spears - Opens for VMA UnPrepared and Out of Shape

Britney Spears is 25 years old and blew it at the VMA Awards. Britney Spears looked out of shape and very out of sync both with her words and her dance moves.

Shots from the audience during her performance showed a lot of the music artist with blank looks on their faces. This should be some comeback for Britney Spears.

Well I am sure I am not the only one blogging on this horrible over hyped performance.

To sum up Britney Spears performance at the VMAS, I would say stay home with your kids and give up singing and performing. Use your fame and money to do something useful for the country if you can.

Sarah Silverman opening Comedy was Lame

MTV VMA Awards opened with Britney Spears and well if you didn't read my previous post you need to check that out to get the details of that sad mess.

So Sarah Silverman is once again trying to be funny on MTV Award show and well it seems that once again she was not to well liked. She made some good cracks on Britney Spears and her sad career. Looks like Sarah needs to work on her jokes if she expects another comeback with the VMA Awards for MTV.

Sarah Silverman has Diarrhea.

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OMG Britney Spears VMA Opening Act BOMBED!

Did you see Britney Spears in the VMA Awards? OMG this is what we have all be waiting for? What a joke?

The VMA Awards really blew this one. The VMAS must have hired Britney Spears for her HYPE and Marketing ability.

Britney Spears is dancing out of sync. She look so fake with that wig on and far ass hanging outta her pants.

Brittney Spears is clearly lip syncing at the VMA Awards in Las Vegas. That was really sad. I hope the VMAS get better from here on.